I repeat, I am NOT featured in an accompanying photo for a recent Onion article about a 26-year old guy lamenting the fact that he’ll be seeing former high school classmates in his hometown during the Thanksgiving holiday, though that does sound familiar.
Though I can see where people are drawing comparisons I don’t think I’m as chubby as that guy, nor do I have any regrettable piercings or own any silly looking hoodies.
